Why do any of us bother? And why, specifically, do Burnley bother?
We all have our crosses to bear, but some have more than others.
The Joker carries one for each of his closest followers - those disciples, capable only of dependent thought, who are so devoted to his cause that they can do nothing but blindly martyr themselves in the name of sports betting.
Again and again, in the case of yesterday's commenter Colin.
We're setting up in the East Midlands today, Col. Pass the bag o' nails.
(Let's pass over The Dark Knight. His type have a tendency to overreact.)
Leicester City are 2/2 at the Walkers King Power Stadium this season and W6-D2-L1 there since February. Burnley are W2-D2-L7 away from home in the same period and this season's travels to date have been utterly pointless.
May the existential crisis continue.
Recommended Bet: Back Leicester @ 1.8810/11 to beat Burnley