When Wendel scored last night to make it 2-1 to Vasco da Gama with three minutes to go, the Joker was dusting down his Arrested Development best of. (Not the TV show, kids.)
When Everton Ribeiro equalised a couple of minutes later, he needed Alien Sex Fiend to calm him down.
Back to Ireland today, where seven of Shelbourne's last ten home games have broken through Over 2.5 Goals and so have seven of Sligo Rovers' last 13 away matches.
Here, have a dollar.
Recommended Bet: Back Over 2.5 Goals @ 1.981/1 in Shelbourne v Sligo Rovers