Uni Cluj 1 Gaz Metan Medias 0 in Romania last evening.
Someone called Jordan Robertson got sent off for two yellows within half an hour of kick-off. The Joker has no idea who is, and no idea whether his actions helped or hindered Under 2.5 Goals, but he salutes him. If only because he's playing in Romania.
Closer to home, 17/22 of Blackburn Rovers' Championship home games have finished with Under 2.5 Goals and so have 15/17 Brighton away matches.
Shoot 'em all.
And take 'em down the abattoir.
Recommended Bet: Back Under 2.5 Goals @ 1.75/7 in Blackburn v Brighton