It was expected that obscure football columns would be taking a back seat for the next couple of weeks.
But the nation has spoken and, instead of taking front-row seats to watch the world's best athletes in east London, people are staying away. They're more interested in the latest edition of the Joker.
Their dedication is now being rewarded.
In all its glory, here it is:
Hacken have won seven of their last ten games against teams from Allsvenskan's bottom six. Visiting GAIS have lost 6/9 on the road to top sixers.
Recommended Bet: Back Hacken @ 1.608/13 to beat GAIS