Jonno Turner

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a writer on a site called Betfair

In north east Derbyshire born and raised
Watching the Spireites is where I spend my Saturdays,

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching some f-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Opened a bookies in my neighbourhood
I had one little bet and my mom got scared
And said "You'll end up spending all of your time on Betfair"

I listened for a tip and my horse came near,

the photo-finish said "first", spent the winnings on beer,

If anything I should say that this win was rare
But nah, forget it, back on to Betfair!

I logged onto the site around seven or eight
And I yelled to the bookies "Yo, homies, smell you later!"
Scrolled through the website, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Betfair.

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