The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 19 October 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way...

Lokomotiv Sofia are away to Minyor Pernik this evening. Just for them, this is a joke about a train. The Joker's as much Scottish as he is English, so no offence need be taken by either side.

Five Englishmen and five Scots board a train (there it is). The Scots have only one ticket between them. As the conductor makes his way towards their carriage, the five Scots cram themselves into the toilet stall. The conductor stops at the stall, knocks and calls, "Tickets, please!" One of the Scots slides a ticket under the door. The conductor punches it and pushes it back through. Once he's gone, the five Scots come out and retake their seats. The Englishmen make no secret of their admiration of the Scots' ingenuity

On the return journey, the Englishmen decide to try this themselves. They notice this time that, oddly, the Scots haven't purchased any tickets at all. With the conductor on his way, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, and the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leans out, knocks on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slides out under the door, he picks it up and quickly closes the door.

Since March, 10/11 of Lokomotiv's away games have finished with Over 2.5 Goals.

Recommendation: Back Over 2.5 Goals at [2.44] in Minyor Pernik v Lokomotiv Sofia

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