The Joker's Bet of the Day: Tuesday August 4
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04 August 2009 /
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"The Joker's Bet of the Day: Lay Everton at [1.80] to beat Blackpool"
A tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way...
Blackpool: the Vegas of England. Kiss-me-quick hats, candyfloss, Bradley Walsh's residency at the Comedy Club. A spiritual home for the Joker.
The rules on jokes in Blackpool are few - 'rude and saucy, but not offensive to the children' - and the standard is low. This one's from Brian Conley.
'The Queen came to Blackpool last month. And, you know, when I met her in the reception line, I licked her face. Yeah, I did. And she said, "Now what did you do that for?" And I said, "Well, I'm sorry, ma'am, but I've only seen you on a stamp."'
The Tangerines play a friendly at home to Everton this evening. The visitors have won only one of five pre-season matches so far, and are without Joleon Lescott. Like a lady on a hen night in Lancashire's foremost beach resort, they might be worth a lay.
Recommendation: Lay Everton at [1.80] to beat Blackpool