The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Thursday March 26

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 26 March 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way...

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish vodka. As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting next to him remarks, "That's a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying Polish vodka.

As the drinks are being poured, one of the men asks, "What part of the old country are you from?"
"Warsaw," replies the other. "This is weird," says the first, "I, too, am from Warsaw! Let's get another shot."

"So, what school did you go to back in Warsaw?'

"I graduated from Lwow-Warsaw School in 1980."

"This is eerie," replies the other, "Me too. Let's get another shot."

The bartender rolls his eyes and goes to his call his wife to tell her that he'll be late getting home. When she inquires as to the cause, he replies, "Oh, the friggin' Lejewski twins are here again."

Polonia Warsaw take on Arka Gdynia tonight in the Polish League Cup. Arka have made this competition their own so far this year, not losing a game throughout the group stages. Polonia haven't won in their last three home games and look to be worth taking on at the prices. Lay Polonia Warsaw at [1.8].