The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Thursday 5th March

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 05 March 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the joker to get your betting day under way.

Did you hear the one about the Australian who was a good loser? No, I have to say that I haven't heard that one either.

We had the right idea with our criminals when we sent them over there. We should find a new island to send all our hoodies and hoodlums to. Then in 200 years time we can start importing soap operas from them.

I've never fancied going to Australia myself. I mean, if it's such a paradise, then why do so many Aussies prefer to live in a dump like Shepherds Bush?

The Australians are great travellers, especially their football players. They're spread out all over Europe, like Brett Holman at AZ in Holland for instance. AZ are 9 points clear at the top of the league in Holland and play at home in the Dutch cup against Breda tonight. Back AZ to win half time/full time at [2.06].