The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Thursday 19 Februray

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 19 February 2009 / Leave a Comment

A joke and a tip from "The Joker" to get your betting day under way.......

Here's a question for you. If that Rihanna is so keen on sharing her umbrella, then why doesn't she ask Steve McClaren to protect her from that little git Chris Brown?

If Steve McClaren had been any worse a manager of England, his name would have been Graham Taylor. If I were England boss the only conundrum I'd have with Gerrard and Lampard, is which one to give a slap to first.

Still, have you seen the Eredivisie table lately? Like many an Englishman before him, Steve is on a high in Holland. His club FC Twente are second in the table and above PSV and Ajax, yet all we've heard in regards to McClaren's foreign adventure, 'ish hish' funny Dutch accent.

Which is why I fancy Twente to get a result when they travel to Marseille in the UEFA Cup. Lay Marseille at [1.7].