The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Monday 30th March

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 29 March 2009 / 1 Comments

A tip from the joker to get your betting day under way...

Dave, a Woking fan, has a cousin in Cambridge.

He was fond of this cousin so he decided to send him a box of matches (they have peculiar gift ideas in Woking).

He wrapped them in a parcel and off they went.

A couple of days later Dave's phone went late at night. The cousin was on the end of the line:
"Hey, these matches you sent, they don't work- such a nice present, but they just won't light"
"What do you mean they won't light? I tried each and every one of them and they all light perfectly!"

Dave will be hoping for his generosity to be reciprocated in the shape of three points for his football team tonight, but that is unlikely. Cambridge are on a great run of form with no defeats in their last eleven games. They top the 'Half-Time league table', having led in seventeen of their thirty-nine games at the forty-five minute mark. So Back Cambridge Utd (HT) @ [2.44] against Woking.

Comments (1)

1. garyboswell | 30 March 2009

   Beware. This tip is a joke! Bet against the Woking draw kings at your peril!