The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Monday 2nd March

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 02 March 2009 / Leave a Comment

A joke and a tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way...

A friend of mine once asked my why I never went to University. I told him there was no need for me to spend a fortune to get a third degree, when I could just get married and achieve the same results.

The trouble with students is that their idea of breakfast television is Neighbours. I'm not saying that they are lazy, but it just seems a waste of time to rent a full house when you only use the bed.

The city of Cambridge is famous for it's university. It's clear though that Cambridge United are not run by any geniuses, as these days they play in the Conference.

Tonight, third-placed Cambridge travel to second-placed Histon, in an important local derby. Both sides are in good form and look set to make the play-offs. I expect Cambridge to get something from this match, so back the draw at [3