The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Friday May 29

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 29 May 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way....

There's a team called Wiener playing in the Austrian First Division this evening. But the Joker's a classy guy, so he won't tell anything crude.

A wiener gets lost in Africa and realises a hungry leopard is coming in his direction. There are some bones of the ground and the dog has a brainwave. He sits down with his back to the leopard and starts chewing on the bones. As the leopard gets close, he exclaims loudly, 'Boy! That was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?' The leopard runs away.

Nearby a monkey has observed the entire scene and thinks he might be able to trade the information for protection from the leopard. He duly goes after the big cat and tells him how the wiener duped him. The leopard was furious at being made a fool of and said, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

The wiener notices the leopard approaching again with the monkey on his back. He's starting to panic, 'What am I going to do?' He sits down with his back to his visitors and exclaims loudly, 'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard.'

Maybe he should have just been crude. Still, Wiener Neustadt are league champions already, but must round off their season away to FC Lustenau. Wiener's hosts need a point to be sure of avoiding relegation. In 2009, five of Lustenau's seven home league games have produced two goals or fewer, which rather suggests that [2.30] is too long a price for Under 2.5 Goals this evening.

Recommendation: Back Under 2.5 Goals at [2.30] in FC Lustenau v Wiener Neustadt