The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Friday April 3

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 03 April 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the Joker to get your betting day under way....

Dave and John were in a bar, both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you a tenner he jumps," said Dave. "OK, you're on" said John.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. John sighs and hands Dave the money.

"I can't take your money," said Dave. "The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, honestly, take it," said John. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think he was stupid enough to jump again!"

Schalke are a team in turmoil and although their fans may not be suicidal at this stage, they may not be far off! With coaches' contracts being terminated and former bosses turning them down, there can be no sense of direction in the team. In the big game of the night, Lay Schalke @ [2.2] against Bielefeld.