The Joker's Bet Of The Day: Friday 6th March

The Joker's bet of the day / The Joker / 06 March 2009 / Leave a Comment

A tip from the joker to get your betting day under way....

What's the difference between Homer Simpson and Ashley Cole? Both spend their evenings propping up bars, but only Ashley spends the rest of the night behind them.

You wouldn't think that it was possible for Ashley Cole to do something to make himself more unpopular... This bloke is so disliked that even his wife would rather climb Mount Kilimanjaro than spend time with him.

Still, she must love him deep down. If most blokes got up to the sort of shenanigans that the tabloids have alleged that Ashley has been involved in, then their wives would soon apply the Ex-Factor.

If Ashley wants to win back that £80 fine, then he should take a look at the Super Lig match in Turkey, as Galatasary host Bursaspor. Galatasary are struggling in fifth place in the league and face a team in Bursapor who beat them earlier this season. Lay Galatasaray to win half time/full time at [2.2].