Celebrity Big Brother / Alan Dudman / 15 January 2010 /

Alex has endeared himself to Dudders but Katia has not. She has to go tonight, says our man. And as for that Lady Sovereign...

I have a confession to make, I think I actually like Alex Reid. Seeing Britain's worst cage fighter open his heart on Thursday night made me warm to him. In fact, I even felt sorry for 'The Reidanator' as Vinnie and Stephen (Baldwin) described him as a tossed salad. A few days ago he may well have been called a tosser.

Incidentally, Reid [16.5] has got some way to go to catch Vinnie [2.00] to win it, and the Hollywood actor is really becoming the Daddy of this lot. These two will take a back seat for Friday night's programme however, as Friday night means eviction night. Plus another awful outfit 'modelled' by shouty shouty McCall.

Ok, who goes? The question should be who goes first, as we will have two evictions for the
live show. Blonde non-entity Katia Ivanova was [1.42] and now she is [1.38] to go first. If ever there was a more dippy, pointless, boring no-mark that walked the planet, I have yet come across her. She will be loathed by 99 per cent of the population for a tactics on Jonas (made even worse by the possibility of re-igniting the romance just to keep herself in), and for this reason she is undoubtedly the one who will be out the exit door first.

The name Katia Ivanova conjures up images of an Eastern European beautiful blonde temptress
who should be in a Bond film (maybe with Alex as lead). Instead we have a parasite who can't even manage to wash-up, whose most telling contribution the other day was to say: "Imagine what it would be like to wake up and have your feet as hands and hands as feet."

The phrase in Essex goes something along the lines of 'bore off'.

Second eviction sees Lady Sovereign [2.26] just behind Heidi Fleiss [1.75] and I can't help but think they have this the other way round. Heidi has just come out of her shell and is easily the most interesting out of this sorry trio. Maybe a lay of Heidi here or just the straight back of LS to go?

Stefanie summed up Sov to perfection in the snug on Wednesday night...."Have you ever heard of her? I haven't and she's a funny little thing." I would swap funny for nuisance, but you are right, Stef - I haven't heard of her either.

I leave you with Sov's genius in the diary room: "Maybe I am rude and snappy, maybe I am trappy, my hair is nappy." Hmmmm see Essex phrase from earlier and repeat five times.

Recommended bets for Friday night eviction:

Back Katia first eviction @ [1.38]
Back Lady Sovereign second eviction @ [2.26]

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