Other / Editor / 24 November 2010 /

• Paul "Mankini" Goggin - He drives like Fangio around Ballintyre and his competitive streak will ensure that he'll most likely be in the running for the coveted winner's trophy but will he be in any fit state after the previous night's events and not to mention go-karting in a mankini will generate maximum chafing.

• Stephen "der Führer" O'Brien - The best man and organiser of the weekend's shenanigans will perhaps be more focused on exacting revenge on the man who dressed him up like a baby in Amsterdam last year than compete at Hockenheim.

• Patrick "ein Berliner" Phelan - A seasoned professional on the Go-Karting track, he'll surely be in contention Saturday afternoon. Does have an erratic streak though as crashing a camper van will attest. His performance may well suffer through the distraction of the helmet messing up his perfectly groomed hairstyle.

• Andrew "Andyland" O'Carroll - The next in line to give his life away, i.e. get married, will just be happy to have a weekend away with the pressure off of him. Will certainly be too busy driving around like Miss Daisy admiring the scenery to seriously challenge the leaders.

• Daniel "Shananaman" Shanahan - His blossoming bromance with Kennelly may well scupper his chances at victory as he'll be reminiscing about times spent nestled up together in bed. What's in store this time in Berlin for the couple known in the social circles as Kenellaman?

• Rob "Bowser" Lacey - Rob's large frame tends to work against him on the go-karting track but once he picks up momentum he's a difficult man to stop and must not be underestimated - ok maybe he can a little. Is already looking forward to giggling like a little girl in the evening's establishment.

• Brian "Father" Davis - Is more accustomed to wheelie bins than go-karts and will be considered an outside bet for the championship. In fact knowing BD's time-keeping he'll probably turn up a half an hour late and leave an hour early to be in 3 places at once.

• Darren "Injection" Baily - An unknown quantity on the track but judging by his current set of wheels, a faded red/pink Opel Astra that's seen better days, it might be safe to say that Blaze who loves fig newtons will be more interested in Checkpoint Charlie than the black & white checkered flag.

• Gareth "The Big Man" McCluskey - A massive fan of felching and is even rumoured to run his own ferret farm. As Berlin is known for its male grooming, Gareth has already booked in for his regular bleaching appointment so he'll certainly be in a rush to get to the checkered flag so that he won't be late for his treatment.

• Stephen "Odds On" Kennelly - Our very own John McCririck has been kind enough to set up a Betfair market and he does fancy his chances at victory having been runner-up at Steve's stag but with 12 others (including lubed up Shanno) looking to run him off the track having laid him, can Kennelly go one better in Berlin?

• Paul "The Riddled Jinnit" Glynn - A free spirited, laid back, carefree fellow now residing in London, the go-karting track is the last place you'd expect to see him but he must be considered a dark-horse as he does have history at competing with the very best. He'll be looking to beat O'Brien at the very least.

• Michael "The Rock" Rice - Will have done his number-crunching on the track beforehand and won't be taking the day's events lightly at all. He's a rock in defence and he'll look to ensure that nobody gets past him on the track as well. Although he did let past him the fact that his latest squeeze is a work colleague...

• Jamie "The Ram" Cox - Flying in from London especially. Will miss the go-karting but he'll be scoping out Berlin for potential areas of snedging in the meantime. Always flat out like a lizard, Leitrim's finest will be sure to act the absolute maggot in causing some damage to the German frauleins.

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