Big Brother Betting: The time has come for Heaven

Big Brother 11 / Eliot Pollak / 28 September 2011 / 1

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Heaven's off to the real world

"Saved by immunity early on, in any other year Heaven would have been the first out the house. Too loud, too annoying, too prone to paying herself compliments - she can count herself lucky just to have survived this far."

Another preposterously named nobody will exit the BB house in the third eviction and it's the one with the maddest moniker of all who will go, says Eliot Pollak

Heaven as we theologians understand it, is the place where despite an untimely exit, life continues in a better form, where one exists for pleasure alone in paradise. In the Big Brother house, Heaven on earth has proven far removed from paradise, and ironically, the poor lass won't have too much of a celebrity afterlife following her imminent departure on Friday night.

As viewing figures slump, very little fame appears on offer for anyone failing to reach at least the final week. There may not even be the traditional Heat/Nuts photoshoot on offer anymore. Such impending anonymity will be facing Heaven when she finally gets tipped out this weekend (1.37).

Saved by immunity early on, in any other year Heaven would have been the first out the house. Too loud, too annoying, too prone to paying herself compliments - she can count herself lucky just to have survived this far. It would be an enormous upset if she stays, but we just can't see it. With her exit, balance will be restored to proceedings, and the show can get down to the business of throwing out the more boring housemates out one by one.

Which leads to Aden, second favourite to go at a surprisingly short [3.55].

Once the lapdog to evil Rebeckah, he has now attached himself to the equally hard-to-like Anton. His friendship choices have been relentlessly bad and if he wants to survive, the lad needs to infiltrate one of the more pleasant groups in the house. As things stand, he should just squeeze through this eviction, but expect him to be reunited with nasty Becks in the next fortnight.

The third possibility to exit is Aaron who is a whopping price of [60.0]. Despite his over-the-top reaction to the week's drama - which found him snogging Maisy and breaking a young gay lad's heart in the process - Aaron is proving to be the everyman of the house; always a strong position, but rarely a winning one. He remains a solid bet to finish in the Top 3 however, even at [1.42].

In the winner's market, it's already shaping up to be a two-horse race between Mark ([4.3]) and Alex ([5.9]) - both smart enough to stay away from the dramas, but without completely withdrawing from the action.

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Joanne | 29 September 2011

I might remind Eliot Bollack that he is preposterously named as well! Secondly, I think Heaven would make a great cat walk model.
Get Mr Pollack writing nasty things about people sat in obscurity on the internet. Reached the dizzy heights have you?