Big Brother 11 / Eliot Pollak / 15 September 2011 /

There is a one Big Brother betting trend that just can't be ignored - the first evictee is a highly-irritating, full-of-herself female and in Tashie we have just that, says Eliot Pollak

When the chaps from Green Day first requested to be awoken at the culmination of September, they surely hadn't considered the feast of reality television currently littering our early-Autumn screens. Rise and Shine Green Day - you're missing out!!!

Despite a slightly predictable opening night line-up (babes, posh bloke and thick one), the series has kicked off nicely, and the eviction tomorrow night could go one of two ways.

Aaron will be fine - his price of [26.0] to go seems fair - he is after all one of the favourites to win the thing, based solely on the fact that he doesn't seem particularly keen to join the baffling in-house gang, The Wolfpack. Big Brother voters like their winners to stand alone, unashamed to not be part of the in-crowd. Probably since it makes them feel better when they are sat at home on a Friday night whilst all their mates are out.

Posh milkshake-impresario Harry ([3.05] to get the boot) is stranded in rather more choppy waters, and could provide an upset on Friday by being the first ever male evictee to get the boot in the opening week. That said, the BB audience tends to have a soft spot for hoity-toity types during the early weeks - such as Ben last year.

All of which leaves Tashie - the favourite to be evicted at [1.47]. A girl who absolutely fits the first eviction mould; loud, completely full of herself but slightly dull. History demands that she's toast, as she continues a long line of barking first-outers: Sada (series one), Penny (series two), Lynne (series three), Anouska (series four), Vanessa (series five), Mary (series six), Bonnie (series seven), Shabnam (series eight), Stephanie (series nine), Beinazir (series ten), and Rachael (series 11). Incidentally, if you can recall more than four of these chancers, it might be time to have a word with yourself.

Of those not facing eviction, the lovely Rebeckah has been the big market mover, drifting faster than David Walliams on the Thames. A potential winner when she arrived (one of the few housemates who didn't get booed on the way in), she has spent too much time leading the boys on. Learn a lesson from the tale of the equally lovely, but equally player-y Noirin (series ten). It may not have started that way for the former Rhino, but it could certainly all end in jeers.

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