And that was another week in football...
It's been a week of petrol drinking, priests on sugar mountains and Gareth Bale getting outed as a genetic freak...
"I'd drink a glass of President Riccardo Garrone's petrol," - Antonio Cassano states how much he'd like to stay at Sampdoria after a falling out with president and oil baron Riccardo Garrone.
"He keeps on producing when it matters and, to me, that makes him the best player the club has ever had and the most influential player ever in the Premier League" - It's easy to laugh at Jamie Carragher, but surely Gerrard has to be up there in terms of the influence he has over Liverpool, doesn't he?
"He's talking about things that he doesn't know, and some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar." - A few weeks ago it was Sam Allardyce who kept giving us gems, now his old adversary Rafa Benitez has taken on the mantle.
"He went abroad - he went to Cardiff!" - Gareth Bale is just a normal guy according to his boss Harry Redknapp. But is everything as it seems?
"Gareth Bale literally has three lungs." - Harry's son, Jamie Redknapp, reveals the secret to Bale's phenomenal endurance. Either that or he literally doesn't know what literally means.
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Published: 6 Nov 2010
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