The Manchester United Lookalike XI
Dan Fitch picks his Manchester United lookalike XI.
There are a lot of big issues currently surrounding Manchester United. Will the Glazers retain power? Who will Alex Ferguson sign during the summer? Is Rooney going to play as badly next season as he just has for England?
Yet surely the most important issue of all, is the debate over who would make it into a Manchester United lookalike XI. Luckily, we're on hand to help out...
Goalkeeper: Tony Hawk AKA Edwin Van der Sar
Not the bloke with the fridge... the skateboarder.
Right Back: Micah from Heroes AKA Rafael da Silva
Rafael is not just a lookalike of his twin brother, but also the kid from Heroes.
Left Back: Paddy McGuinness AKA John O'Shea
John O'Shea is a lot more versatile than Paddy's 'thick bloke from Bolton' act.
Centre Back: Ian Curtis AKA Jonny Evans
Only love will tear our defence apart.
Centre Back: Joseph Goebbels AKA Rio Ferdinand
You might expect Goebbels to be on the right wing...
Central Midfield: Michael Urie AKA Owen Hargreaves
Has Hargreaves been moonlighting on Ugly Betty whilst out injured?
Central Midfield: Keiron O'Brien AKA Ryan Giggs
The star of Holby Blue looks very much like everyone's favourite Red.
Right Midfield: Jermaine Jackson AKA Antonio Valencia
Even though you'd expect Jermaine to star in a Jackson 5-man midfield, we're playing a 4-4-2. Which brings us to...
Left Midfield: Michael Jackson AKA Nani
Proof that it would be a bad idea for Nani to have plastic surgery and lighten his skin.
Striker: Andy Garcia AKA Dimitar Berbatov
We think that Berba might cry if we didn't say he looks like his hero Andy Garcia.
Striker: Herc from The Wire AKA Wayne Rooney
You thought we'd choose Shrek?
Manager: Taggart AKA Alex Ferguson
Gruff, Scottish blokes all look alike to me.
Chairman: ALF AKA Malcolm Glazer
Both are trapped in environments that are alien to them.