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The Manchester City Lookalike XI
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Dan Fitch /
18 August 2010 /
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Dan Fitch picks his Manchester City lookalike XI.
There are three big questions to be answered at Manchester City this season.
How will their array of new multi-million pound signings settle into the side? Can they qualify for the Champions League? And perhaps most importantly, who would get into a team of Manchester City lookalikes, playing in a 4-3-3 formation?
Luckily betting.betfair is on hand to answer one of those questions.
Goalkeeper - James Van Der Beek AKA Joe Hart
In Dawson's Creek, James Van Der Beek was obsessed with Joey. Now he just looks like one.
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Right Back - 50 Cent AKA Micah Richards
In order to play for City, 50 Cent might have to change his name to 50 Million.
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Left Back - Nick Bateman AKA Wayne Bridge
Not for the first time, Wayne Bridge shares headline space with a cheat.
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Centre Back - Worf from Star Trek AKA Joleon Lescott
Can City Klingon for a top four spot this season?
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Centre Back - Samuel L Jackson AKA Kolo Toure
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of Manchester United."
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Central Midfield - Miguel Cotto AKA Nigel De Jong
During the World Cup final, Nigel De Jong looked more like a kick boxer.
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Central Midfield - Matthew Fox AKA Gareth Barry
Barry was Lost in England's midfield this summer.
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Attacking Midfield - Lee Evans AKA James Milner
City sign £26m rubber-faced funnyman.
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Right Wing - Gary Coleman AKA Shaun Wright Phillips
Watchoo talkin bout Tevez?
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Left Wing - Ian Curtis AKA Adam Johnson
Love will tear the opposition defence apart.
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Striker - Ugly Betty AKA Carlos Tevez
We could have chosen Lou Ferrigno, but a female lookalike is always funnier.
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