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Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide

RSS / Dan Fitch / 17 March 2009 / 48 Comments

In the high-pressure world of professional sport, team-mates are bound to bond with one another.

All those hours spent together in the showers and receiving rubdowns, is it any wonder that these masculine hunks tend to occasionally get a little too close?

As with everything on the internet, such moments have a name: Sporno.

Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one.

Here are 20 Sporno moments that will make you want to get physical.

20. Two basketball players both straining to make the rim

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19. Another stiff performance by Lampard in an England shirt.

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18. "2-4-6-8, guess who this guy appreciates"

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17. "Just stand still a moment, while I kiss you on the mouth"

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16. Don Nelson clearly still has a few moves up his sleeve

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15. "No, I'm telling you. That guy behind isn't watching us"

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14. So it's not just Brooke that's sucking the Hulkster dry

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13. "I'm sorry..."

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12. Sunk into Phil's hole in one

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11. "Hey Senor, form an orderly queue"

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10. As is often the way, one guy is enjoying himself way more than the other

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9. Goldenballs-deep

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8. We've all uncorked too soon at least once in our lives

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7. What happens when an innocent game of Twister goes too far

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6. "So you play tight end?"
"Actually I'm a wide receiver"

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5. Her parents must be so proud

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4. The guy on the left was enjoying himself, until he became aware there was a camera on him

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3. For once Shawn Michaels isn't the only sexy boy on display

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2. "So you play for Orlando Magic? Well guess what I'm about to make disappear"

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1. "Sorry for getting you sent off in the World Cup Wayne"

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Comments (48)

  1. Usama Zafar | 18 March 2009

    hahahaha...ROFL!!

  2. sir jorge | 18 March 2009

    wow, those photos are taken at the perfect moment to illustrate this post, amazing

  3. Dave | 18 March 2009

    shame no.1 is faked, good collection though

  4. chris | 20 March 2009

    haha the phil mickelson one is the best IMO

  5. nickg | 20 March 2009

    That is hardcore - who would have thought!

  6. grace | 22 March 2009

    stuff like this happens in wrestling all the time. does anyone remember rakishi??

  7. Jason1 | 23 March 2009

    Last one's photoshopped.

  8. Dee | 23 March 2009

    LMAO! I love these!

  9. harry | 23 March 2009

    so funny lol

  10. StocksHaven dot com | 23 March 2009

    ahahahahaha

  11. Thai girl | 23 March 2009

    Very funny collection of pictures.

  12. Brandon | 24 March 2009

    This is just too funny! Well put together!

  13. friendly neighbourhood batman | 24 March 2009

    Last one's photoshopped.

    Jason1 | 23 March 2009

    They are not photoshopped. Moron

  14. ioni | 24 March 2009

    Indeed very funny :)
    I like the gold cup girl most!

  15. nick garner | 24 March 2009

    what a laugh! well done

  16. . | 24 March 2009

    shopped

  17. Put It On A Tshirt | 25 March 2009

    LOL. Funny as. Loved it.

  18. Nick | 25 March 2009

    keen observation, sr. Jorge!

  19. Frankelstache | 25 March 2009

    champagne one is awesome.

  20. victor360modena | 25 March 2009

    ROTFL @ #8

  21. LuIs | 25 March 2009

    Please, get this one

    http://www.frikipedia.es/images/6/6e/Michelisimo.jpg

  22. melodiame | 25 March 2009

    LOL!! xD

  23. Crane | 26 March 2009

    Does anyone know who the guys in the White Sox pic are?

  24. bored girl | 26 March 2009

    LOL sooo funny!!

  25. bunnygotblog | 26 March 2009

    I love the one with Rooney and Ronaldo. That has been around for a while.

  26. Joe | 26 March 2009

    I know you guys were comedians. And i would have to say this was pretty freakin hilarious

  27. ramon | 26 March 2009

    more in www.oobama.tk

  28. vaibh | 26 March 2009

    ho hoho its wonderfull...

  29. Abhishek | 26 March 2009

    Timely snaps !

  30. Jb | 26 March 2009

    ahahaha, those pics are funny

  31. john biggs | 26 March 2009

    Last one IS photoshopped. the lighting and blurring isnt' the same.
    I use pohotoshop. I know.

  32. Jaffar | 26 March 2009

    I have to go change my pants now.

  33. Bobby Jenks | 26 March 2009

    Crane:

    The Guys in the White Sox pic are Ozzie Guillen who is the manager of the team and his son. This picture was taken after we won the world series in 2005.

  34. eroticpanda | 26 March 2009

    #10 is, hands down, the greatest picture of all time. there is no way to beat that guy's face.

  35. JA | 27 March 2009

    the White Sox guys are Ozzie Guillen and his son

  36. Simple | 27 March 2009

    amazing and very funny...

  37. funny | 27 March 2009

    The one that wrestlers do was really funny :) thanks a lot..
    christiano ronaldo made me think.

  38. Johnll | 27 March 2009

    Great spornos.....

  39. Smokey | 27 March 2009

    The last picture is fake :) Ronaldo is put into the other picture, you can see the edges on he's left arm :) but still funny pictures i think :)

  40. GR | 28 March 2009

    Last on is fake - look between the arms of the guy in front

  41. kathleen schuitema | 28 March 2009

    Funny pics! lol

  42. Benjamin Button | 29 March 2009

    the last one is shopped

  43. Colly | 30 March 2009

    The photo with the wrestler's face in the other guys ass is just wrong.

  44. deeldoe | 30 March 2009

    A lot of these are photoshopped. It takes away from the enjoyment of otherwise funny pictures when you know someone is trying to play you for a chump.

  45. Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009 | 01 April 2009

    hahaha. nice funny sports pics... LOL

  46. chris martin | 01 April 2009

    The last pic is actually a really bad photoshop job, the person should feel dumb for trying to pass it as real... dumb ass

  47. Ellie | 08 April 2009

    Some are cropped but they are still pretty funny!
    I just hope the peeps in the pics have seen them too, now the expression on their face for that would be a chuckle!!!

  48. punaniman | 12 April 2009

    Actually, that word 'sporno' was coined by the British writer Mark Simpson, the guy who also came up with the 'metrosexual'.

    http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/

    http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2008/07/30/from-sportsmen-to-sporno-stars/

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