Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide
/ Dan Fitch / 17 March 2009 / 48 Comments
In the high-pressure world of professional sport, team-mates are bound to bond with one another.
All those hours spent together in the showers and receiving rubdowns, is it any wonder that these masculine hunks tend to occasionally get a little too close?
As with everything on the internet, such moments have a name: Sporno.
Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one.
Here are 20 Sporno moments that will make you want to get physical.
20. Two basketball players both straining to make the rim
19. Another stiff performance by Lampard in an England shirt.
18. "2-4-6-8, guess who this guy appreciates"
17. "Just stand still a moment, while I kiss you on the mouth"
16. Don Nelson clearly still has a few moves up his sleeve
15. "No, I'm telling you. That guy behind isn't watching us"
14. So it's not just Brooke that's sucking the Hulkster dry
13. "I'm sorry..."
12. Sunk into Phil's hole in one
11. "Hey Senor, form an orderly queue"
10. As is often the way, one guy is enjoying himself way more than the other
9. Goldenballs-deep
8. We've all uncorked too soon at least once in our lives
7. What happens when an innocent game of Twister goes too far
6. "So you play tight end?"
"Actually I'm a wide receiver"
5. Her parents must be so proud
4. The guy on the left was enjoying himself, until he became aware there was a camera on him
3. For once Shawn Michaels isn't the only sexy boy on display
2. "So you play for Orlando Magic? Well guess what I'm about to make disappear"
1. "Sorry for getting you sent off in the World Cup Wayne"
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Usama Zafar | 18 March 2009
hahahaha...ROFL!!
sir jorge | 18 March 2009
wow, those photos are taken at the perfect moment to illustrate this post, amazing
Dave | 18 March 2009
shame no.1 is faked, good collection though
chris | 20 March 2009
haha the phil mickelson one is the best IMO
nickg | 20 March 2009
That is hardcore - who would have thought!
grace | 22 March 2009
stuff like this happens in wrestling all the time. does anyone remember rakishi??
Jason1 | 23 March 2009
Last one's photoshopped.
Dee | 23 March 2009
LMAO! I love these!
harry | 23 March 2009
so funny lol
StocksHaven dot com | 23 March 2009
ahahahahaha
Thai girl | 23 March 2009
Very funny collection of pictures.
Brandon | 24 March 2009
This is just too funny! Well put together!
friendly neighbourhood batman | 24 March 2009
Last one's photoshopped.
Jason1 | 23 March 2009
They are not photoshopped. Moron
ioni | 24 March 2009
Indeed very funny :)
I like the gold cup girl most!
nick garner | 24 March 2009
what a laugh! well done
. | 24 March 2009
shopped
Put It On A Tshirt | 25 March 2009
LOL. Funny as. Loved it.
Nick | 25 March 2009
keen observation, sr. Jorge!
Frankelstache | 25 March 2009
champagne one is awesome.
victor360modena | 25 March 2009
ROTFL @ #8
LuIs | 25 March 2009
Please, get this one
http://www.frikipedia.es/images/6/6e/Michelisimo.jpg
melodiame | 25 March 2009
LOL!! xD
Crane | 26 March 2009
Does anyone know who the guys in the White Sox pic are?
bored girl | 26 March 2009
LOL sooo funny!!
bunnygotblog | 26 March 2009
I love the one with Rooney and Ronaldo. That has been around for a while.
Joe | 26 March 2009
I know you guys were comedians. And i would have to say this was pretty freakin hilarious
ramon | 26 March 2009
more in www.oobama.tk
vaibh | 26 March 2009
ho hoho its wonderfull...
Abhishek | 26 March 2009
Timely snaps !
Jb | 26 March 2009
ahahaha, those pics are funny
john biggs | 26 March 2009
Last one IS photoshopped. the lighting and blurring isnt' the same.
I use pohotoshop. I know.
Jaffar | 26 March 2009
I have to go change my pants now.
Bobby Jenks | 26 March 2009
Crane:
The Guys in the White Sox pic are Ozzie Guillen who is the manager of the team and his son. This picture was taken after we won the world series in 2005.
eroticpanda | 26 March 2009
#10 is, hands down, the greatest picture of all time. there is no way to beat that guy's face.
JA | 27 March 2009
the White Sox guys are Ozzie Guillen and his son
Simple | 27 March 2009
amazing and very funny...
funny | 27 March 2009
The one that wrestlers do was really funny :) thanks a lot..
christiano ronaldo made me think.
Johnll | 27 March 2009
Great spornos.....
Smokey | 27 March 2009
The last picture is fake :) Ronaldo is put into the other picture, you can see the edges on he's left arm :) but still funny pictures i think :)
GR | 28 March 2009
Last on is fake - look between the arms of the guy in front
kathleen schuitema | 28 March 2009
Funny pics! lol
Benjamin Button | 29 March 2009
the last one is shopped
Colly | 30 March 2009
The photo with the wrestler's face in the other guys ass is just wrong.
deeldoe | 30 March 2009
A lot of these are photoshopped. It takes away from the enjoyment of otherwise funny pictures when you know someone is trying to play you for a chump.
Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009 | 01 April 2009
hahaha. nice funny sports pics... LOL
chris martin | 01 April 2009
The last pic is actually a really bad photoshop job, the person should feel dumb for trying to pass it as real... dumb ass
Ellie | 08 April 2009
Some are cropped but they are still pretty funny!
I just hope the peeps in the pics have seen them too, now the expression on their face for that would be a chuckle!!!
punaniman | 12 April 2009
Actually, that word 'sporno' was coined by the British writer Mark Simpson, the guy who also came up with the 'metrosexual'.
http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/
http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2008/07/30/from-sportsmen-to-sporno-stars/