How To Earn Money From Looking Like A Footballer

/ Dan Fitch / 10 May 2010 / Leave a Comment

Not everyone can be a professional footballer, but absolutely anyone can be their lookalike. Dan Fitch shows you How To Make Money From Looking Like A Footballer.

Everyone wants to be a professional footballer these days... most won't make it.

Those dropouts are now doing the next best thing and signing up to celebrity lookalike agencies as football doppelgangers.

Take a look at the men who earn money by merely looking like a footballer. Who do you think is the worst of this bad bunch?

1. Stephan Dicks AKA David Seaman

Boycie from Only Fools and Horses?

2. Mick Hinchcliffe AKA Fabio Capello

If Fabio Capello was a car salesman, he wouldn't be flogging cheap bangers.

3. Tom Curtin AKA Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney on Boxing Day morning.

4. Danny Ashton AKA Gary Lineker

Angry at being born with jug ears.

5. Vasco Pianni AKA Pierluigi Collina

Trying on a tracksuit top in a sports shop.

6. Jonathan Black AKA Paul Scholes

Warning: May not have ginger hair.

7. Eddie Ally AKA Ashley Cole

Couldn't even pull a Cheryl Cole lookalike.

8. Ron Hockton AKA Terry Venables

Terry Venables eating his dinner on holiday.

9. Eric Yabsley AKA Frank Lampard

Deer frozen in headlights.

10. Colin Lyne AKA Sven Goran Eriksson

Gary Oldman as Dracula?

11. Matthew Thomas AKA Peter Crouch

At least buy a Spurs kit.

12. Carlos Soto AKA Diego Maradona

Luckily Maradona got fat.

13. Gavin Burnage AKA Eric Cantona

I am NOT Cantona.

14. Richard Bey AKA Glenn Hoddle

Can't spell Glen(n) Hoddle.

15. Tom Hughes AKA Ronaldo

Man with goofy teeth finds vocation.

16. Geoffrey Woolfe AKA Jimmy Greaves

Thought he'd won the lottery when Jimmy Greaves went bald and grew a moustache.

Most of these jolly lot will be part of the World Cup this summer. They'll earn even more money. Insane!

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