/ Editor / 06 December 2007 / Leave a comment

HEAR that? It's the sound of an obese economic migrant with a fetish for air travel making ready to damage your roof tiles and break into your home? Chances are that Santa also smokes, eats fatty foods and supports Croatia.

The very least he can do is bring a gift. And today the Casino Anorak looks at six must-have gifts to include on your list to Santa...

6: Jack Daniels Chips n Cards
"It's a marriage made in heaven: Jack Daniels whiskey and poker," it says here.
"So pour the glasses, deal the cards and count the chips! Inside the striking gift tin you've got twenty four 11.5 gram Jack Daniels branded Poker chips and a pack of playing cards." Crisps not included...

5. Pokerstuff Automatic Card Shuffler
Christmas is all about getting things you can live without. Happy holidays...

4. Playboy Dealer Button
"This Official Playboy Commemorative Dealer Button features the Playboy Rabbit head design and is made of brassy/gold coloured cast metal"
Brassy gold, eh. Says it all... Enjoy!

3. Personalised Poker Chips
"We can hot foil your initials or logo design onto all of our chips except 8gm clay diamond rim and Poker Rim. In addition to the Printing Fee you will need to buy the chips to print on and pay a for a block to be made according to your artwork/design"

2. Poker Bracelet
Jewellery is always a good idea. And what more can a girl or guy ask for then jewellery like this?

"Sensual and sexy, a fine intricate piece that has over 200 expertly set jet crystals attached to separate shafts that move and glide seductively over the wrist. This glamorous poker inspired bracelet will catch the eye of many a player and observer and bring a touch of class to any poker table"

1. Poker Belt Buckle

"All of you poker players looking for some more luck and style need look farther than this fly poker belt buckle. Sport a poker belt buckle to poker night or for any occasion needing some luck or game at the table or with the opposite sex. If good cards aren't holding up your hands, at least with this belt good cards are holding up your pants. No matter how your game goes you'll have the best hand around your waist. Any way you look at it, you can't lose with this great poker belt buckle"

You CAN'T Lose! This is for winners only...

Treat yourself
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