/ Editor / 07 January 2008 / Leave a comment

THE new "stars" of TV show Dancing On Ice were unveiled today. So says the Manchester Evening News.

The register. Answer "Who?", "Er?" and "Didn't she used to be..."

Gareth Gates, Sarah Greene, Suzanne Shaw, Greg Rusedski, Samantha Mumba, Linda Lusardi, Steve Backley, Aggie Mackenzie, Michael Underwood, Chris Fountain, Tim Vincent and Natalie Pinkham.

That's right. It's Natalie Pinkham, the bird from the Poker Channel telly show. "The glamorous Pinkham, 29, is feeling the benefits of her training." As was Prince Harry, who aided Pinkham's rise to prominence by groping her in a nightclub.

Says Pinkham: "It's great - you can eat whatever you like. For the first time in my life I can have two puddings."

[Insert joke about William and Harry here]

Poker loopy nuts are we, them and me and him and she...

Tags: Dancing On Ice, Entertainment