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Thread: Ok lets go olk skool..... UK GARAGE

MORE on Poker music - what you listen to when playing and how the music changes to fit the mood.

On the Poker Forums, Stealth suggests listening to something called "olk skool". He might well mean "old skool", but the lexicon of street jive moves on apace and we would not presume to know nuffink.

Following the link, our senses are met by the sight of Roger Hargreaves' Mr Happy looking less than pleased as he vibrates to someone nasally whining "I did you wrong". Indeed. There is every reason to believe the featured singer provided the voice to the classic TV advert for Tunes lozenges. "A second-class return to Dottingham, please" - or pleez, as it would now be.

The music is not to everyone's taste. Indeed, the Poker Anorak considers listening to the aforesaid tune less appealing than being tied to a radiator and forced to drink a pint of Terry Waite's urine. But each to his own.

And we would like to help you by compiling an album of top Poker and Casino Songs. Tell us your top tunes.

To get the juices flowing, the Poker Anorak offers you my own Top Five Worst Songs on a Casino Theme

5. Swollen Members

Poker Face

Featuring the lyrics: "Queens get jacked by the King of Spades
Buc Fifty, Mad Child, Prev One, Poker Face"

4. Fleetwood Mac

Lazy Poker Blues

Lyrics: "She puts some coal on the fire so I can keep my poker hot
She puts some coal on the fire so I can keep my poker hot
Yeah, we stoke around all day long and night time we stoke around some more"

3. Electric Light Orchestra

Poker

Lyrics: "The ace, that's hiding up your sleeve,
Will cause the world to grieve"

2. Common

Play Your Cards Right

If you play (if you play), your cards right (cards right)
Everything... gone be alright (well... alright (3x))

1.Yung Joc

Play Your Cards

Play your cards [x17]
Don't get out of line hoe [x6]

Keep them coming....

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