"NEWS": A new report says the 2007 Christmas season had the fewest miracles on record. Jerry Yang blamed.
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Matt Broughton /
23 June 2008 /
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The numbers for December 2007's Christmas season miracles are in and - according to a new report released today - they're not that good; confirming only three Christmas miracles - the lowest since record-keeping began in 1934. Holiday miracle analyst, Steve Playford, commented: "One person is touched by a miracle and it can - over time - bring good cheer to thousands of people in the outlying area. Unfortunately we're just seeing a lot less of that."
Sources close to the Lord God have indicated that he had been setting miracles aside for some time to assist Jesus-botherering card clown, Jerry Yang, as he luck-boxed and misplayed his way to victory in the 2007 WSOP Main Event.
Betfair would like to make it clear that the above story is in no way true. Or funny.
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