Betfair Official Blog

 

Hallelujah! Praise be Rule 36

Apart from the obvious general excitement of the tournament, something I'm very much looking forward during the 2008 WSOP is the introduction of Rule 36.

In case you're not familiar with this new section within Harrah's terms and penalties, it's basically designed to do something I've always wanted to do: namely punch Hevad Khan squarely in the mouth as hard as I can.

If you've not witnessed this poker penis in full flight at the table, might I suggest that you very quickly run a youtube search for "Hevad Khan Montage" or just click here:


Watched it? Good. Have you EVER seen anyone so desperate for a camera crew to come round and take their picture? (And did your arse not heal over with embarrassment as the ENTIRE audience dismissed Khan like a retarded child as he attempted to get them to play along with him?) Seriously, I don't think he could have been any more off the mark had he invited them all to finger paint in human faeces with him.

I can't help it - I just HATE this sort of behaviour at the table. I mean the guy is an adult! He MUST have played poker before. He MUST have been called with the best hand before. He MUST have won a pot a few times. The guy is meant to be a 'professional' poker player. Just how excited can you get every time something goes right?
Though I don't often play in the sort of games that are likely to throw Hevad and I together on the same table (I don't think he is a big fan of the £100 freezeout down the Loose Cannon), if it ever does happen I fear for my future. If he pulls any of that "BULLDOZER!" malarkey near me I am likely to lose it and go about seeing how many $500 chips I can fit into his eye sockets. Similarly, if he starts dancing with any chairs while in a pot with me I WILL burn him repeatedly with a car cigarette lighter. That's just the way I roll...
Thankfully I need not fear any 'hilarious antics' from such idiots this year because Rule 36 is here. Thanks to this little beauty, Hurrahs will be stepping in to penalise players who display: "excessive celebration through extended theatrics, inappropriate behaviour, or physical actions, gestures of conduct."
Personally I can't wait to see Khan win a meager T250 pot in the first level and then receive a 10 minute penalty for getting his arse out and pooing on the table in celebration. Maybe it won't happen, but I'll be keeping a very close eye on YouTube for the next six weeks I can tell you!

Benefits and offers

$600 POKER BONUS

Exclusive $600 bonus for all new players. Just join and play to claim.

Go button

£50 CASINO BONUS

100% deposit bonus up to £50 for all new casino players. Just join and play to claim.

Go button

£10 FREE BET

How to claim your free £10 bet:
1. Open your account (3 mins)
2. Deposit and bet £10 in one go, or a series of bets
3. Win or lose, we will pay you the £10 within 24 hours

JOIN NOW

Refer and Earn

Earn substantial rewards every time you introduce someone new to Betfair Poker

Go button

Services

Radio icon Radio       Live Video icon Live Video

Betfair icon Betfair      Arrow icon Tradefair

Poker calendar

$500k WSOP Europe Super Sunday
7th Sep 2008

Play Now

$205,000 STAX#RATINGS™
Check your rating

Play Now

Weekly $55k GTD
Every Sunday at 19.05 BST

Play Now

Battle of the Forums
4th September 2008

Play Now

Pokerfecta
Weekly

Play Now

Annette 15 $20 GTD
Every Friday at 19.30 BST

Play Now